Hannah: Mom, who are those people? Why are they always on the news?
Laura: They want to be the next President of the United States so they have to let us all know why we should vote for them.
Hannah: What are their names?
Laura: [insert all candidates' names here]
Hannah: I want John McCain to win.
Laura: Oh, really? Why?
Hannah: I like his name.
Laura: Ah... yes.
[It should be noted that 20 minutes later, Hannah decided she actually wanted Hillary Clinton to win. Why? Becuase she likes her name, of course.]