Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Sold!

Has anyone seen the move Much Ado About Nothing? Possibly my favorite movie of all time. (Mental note: watch movie again soon.) There's a great scene in it when one character says to another something like this, "Against my better judgement, I bid you come in to dinner." I promise it's funny. Really. It is.

And so, against my better judgement, I stay up to write another blog post. I get pretty rummy after about 10:00 PM, so bear with me.

Four weeks, thirty showings, two open houses, and five offers later... our house sold.

To say that I'm happy would be an understatement. It's a huge relief. Since it sold last week I have been able to resume sleeping through the night rather than laying awake with worry. Seriously, selling a house is stressful. I expected it to be difficult - I'd read about that ("reading about it" is how people like me prepare themselves for situations they've never faced before), but was not prepared for how stressful if would be. Will people like my house? Why didn't they like my house? Is something wrong with my house? They think my house is worth WHAT? You want to show my house WHEN? In 15 minutes?!!!

Other issues I struggled with during the time our house was for sale:
  • Is is bad to strap my kids in their car seats before doing the last quick sweep of the house before leaving for a showing?
  • If Emma wets her bed and barfs all over the bathroom at 2:00 AM (she was sooo sick) and we have a 10:00 AM showing will the prospective Buyers be able to notice the smell?
  • (Then, later that night/morning) What if Emma, who's now sleeping with me in my bed while Ryan's sleeping in her wet bed (house selling with sick kids isn't pretty folks) barfs all over my beloved duvet cover?
  • Is it bad that I'm more concerned about the duvet cover than prospective Buyers smelling vomit in the house?

Can you see now why I was kept awake at night? These are big issues.

Thankfully, the house sold and we've now let our perfectly clean staged home revert to it's former state: un-swept and littered with half-dressed Barbies. Actually, it's gotten a bit worse than that. The other night Ryan and I looked around and decided that we'd let our house get kind of icky. Ryan said it's kind of like when some one's been fasting and then they finish and binge. We're binging on messiness.

The girls are relieved the house sold. Beyond the obvious annoyances of having to make their beds as if they're in the military, they're tired of having to evacuate for showings. Now, it's not too bad to leave your house and Barbies if you get to go to the park during the showing. That's a good deal. Here's a bad deal: you have a dinnertime showing and it's pouring down rain outside so you're stuck inside your minivan parked across the street from your house having to feed your cranky baby sister pieces of chicken nuggets just to keep her crying to a minimum. Bad deal indeed. It's character building, right?

We've purchased another house and are excited to move in around the end of May. We're moving only a few miles down the road - closer to Hannah's school. She'll actually be able to ride the bus! I'm so excited about the bus that I've considered making one of those paper chains where you take one link off for everyday until the big day. You know what I'm talking about, right? Everyday when I pack all three kids (one of whom is usually crying) into the car to drive Hannah to school I think, "one day closer to the bus." Then, as I'm driving to school, I think of all the inappropriate stuff that went on during my school bus-riding days. Then, I think about the conversations I'm going to have with Hannah about sitting as close to the front of the bus as possible and avoiding all inappropriate behavior. So, I talk big about being all excited, but my innocent baby riding the bus does worry me a little. Not surprising, I guess, considering the fact that I still tear up almost every day when I watch her walk away from the car and toward her classroom.

10 comments:

Jen O said...

It's fun to catch up with you on all your posts. Happy birthday to three of you! Congratulations on selling/buying the house. We're sad to see you move out of our ward, but I'm sure we'll run into you regularly.

I was a bus kid until I was 15, and even with all the weird stuff that happens on the bus, it's not that bad, and it was one of the things that taught me a little independence. It's tough to see the little ones grow up, isn't it?

amandajean said...

congrats on selling your house! that's so exciting!!! my husband and i are now in our 4th house in nearly 12 years...so we've sold 3 houses...and it is incredibly stressful. strapping the kids in the carseats while you do the last swipe is the only way to do it. :)

Kristen said...

Wow! Congrats! Only 4 weeks in this market--that's practically a miracle! I'm sure the RH ward will be so sad to see your family leave--bad for them, lucky for the new ward.

Sarah Ludlum Johnson said...

I could be mistaken but wasn't it you that had a secret crush on our bus driver? Maybe Hannah should sit way in the back of the bus with the bad kids to avoid bus driver flirtation...?

Laura said...

Sarah - how could you suggest sitting in the back?!! You were there on the bus with me - you KNOW what shenanigans Ryan (not my husband, of course), Russell and company were up to. Who knows what goes on on the buses of 2009? Surely worse than pheglem dripping from the bus ceiling. **shudder** And, it should be noted, I do not remember any such bus driver crush. I did think one of ours was particularly nice. But then one day the bus broke down and he let us all walk home from there. He was fired shortly thereafter. Bummer.

Laura said...

Sarah - P.S. Happy Birthday to yo mamma.

Sarah said...

You have an amazing memory! My mom just turned 55 today so I left a message at the house pretending to be from AARP explaining that her "starter kit" was in the mail. She's so lucky to have me...

Sarah said...

and I had forgot (or metally blocked out) the pheglem, yes darling Hannah should risk a bus driver crush to avoid the pit of hell that is the back of the bus. Good luck in your new house!

Julie said...

Congratulations on selling your house so quickly! We had to sell our first home a few years ago and I remember how stressful it was! Good luck with the packing and moving!

Julie said...

Bus driver crush?! Thank you, Sarah, for the new material! Oh Laura, we need to talk....

And I will totally vouch for that Much Ado About Nothing quote, and the whole movie, being funny! I need to watch it again too.